Hang the Cholo

Think necklaces are just for females or rocker dudes? Nope you're wrong. This necklace by Hancholo is a good example of sporting some bling without being bling'ie. Wear it with a V-neck, black and it will look clean, no crew necks when you wear necklaces, that just looks funny. And make sure the chain is long, chokers went out of style with the barbed wire tattoo. You can find this at Metropark for $30's. I wouldn't spend more then 30 on a necklace, you can find simple cool ones between $20-$30's, no need to waist your money on something you'll only wear once ever few weeks.

Handcuffs you'll be happy to wear

If you had a pair of cold steal cuffs on usually that meant you were sitting in the back of a cop car or you were in the middle of being taken advantage of by the Cougar you met at Fire Fly.  Either way both situations are a little scary.  But this pair of cuffs actually serves a purpose.  The Luis Berumen ZeroPointZero digital watch concept is sure to be a hit at retail.  With no price or release date these are sure to make there way on my wrist.

Does my shirt offend you? To **c***' bad.

I've been buying offensive tee's from tshirthell.com for over 6 years now and they never disappoint.  Not like I would ever have the balls to actually wear them in public, but if you're hanging with your boys having some drinks on a Sunday morning watching football, then that would be the perfect time to put on your overly offensive 100% cotton American made t-shirt.  Check out the site, some will make you LOL and others will just piss you off.  Oh, and if you have a little squirt at home, they have baby tee's too.  I love America. 

Are you Linked In?

Don't just wear those generic plastic buttons that are held together by a thin piece of string with your french cut shirt.  Stop being a cheap ass and buy yourself some cufflinks.  You can't go wrong with the style you choose.  Being such a small accessory you can get away with a busy or simple style.  Like these Skull King cufflinks, these will set you back $150, but there well worth it.  Trust me, women notice the little things guys add to their wardrobe and it will help add that extra dash of style to your outfit.  These are my top pick after looking at over 400 cufflinks.  You don't have to be a pirate, rocker, vampire or Johnny Depp to sport the skull look.  The dorkier you are the cool it will make you look, some how it will work out for you, whatever your style or personality.  Do your look a favor and get linked in with some crazy cufflinks.  Don't get hung up on the price, this is what you do, divide the number of compliments you get by how much they cost, they'll be paid off in no time.

Bring your kicks to the office

This USB jump drive can bring some style to your cubicle.  Modeled after the Nike Dunk shoe line, this is a cool little gadget to have at your desk.  At the very least this will help strike up a conversation while your coworker transfers those exciting excel files.  You can tell them you bought it from a website in Japan.  That might help you look somewhat cool for a split second.  Good luck with that.  Via Kenlu.  Since I haven't mastered the Japanese language just yet, I have no clue how much data it stores or home many yen it will set you back.  But if your a sneaker whore like me, you'll buy one just for shits and giggles to have just one more Nike accessory you don't really need.

Not just for Cholos, I think?

Even if your not Mexican its okay to sport the Nike Cortez.  These kicks have gone full circle.  Starting off as a training shoe for track athletes in the 70's then transforming into a symbol for cholos in the 1980's, but once George from Sienfeld started wearing them that pretty much blew the door open for anybody to sport the kicks.  Don't fool yourself, these are tough to pull off, my suggestion, only purchase if your an Ese, surfer, or Brad Pit.  It's  a tough look to sport, but its worth a shot for under 60 bucks.

Don't let your iphone cramp your style

You think by wearing your cheap Aldo boots and pulling out your fake Louis Vuitton wallet your going to impress the crowd?  Well your not.  Everyone knows you got your boots at the Glendale Galleria and you got your wallet for $10 bucks in the garment district in downtown.  It's almost 2010 people.  The way to clean up your look while your standing in line in front of Les Deux acting like your texting someone important (but your really just Facebooking your mom good night) is by adding some style to your iphone.  Check out the Eternity Collection by more.  For $29.90 you can boost your style with a glossy metallic look, that will not only protect your phone when your trying to double fist and text at the same time, but will add a sophisticated look to your already suffering style.  It's not guarantied to get you tail, but it's better than pulling out that Fouie Vuitton wallet.  

Watch yo' self

I've been looking for a new watch to sport and I finally found the one.  The Nixon 51-30 PU, for $370 its a great price.  You can wear it with jeans and a white v-neck or with your favorite Ben Sherman suit.  Big face, neutral band, swiss made and if your homie runs a watch store in Valencia you can get it a sweet deal.  

In my Nike top 10

The Jordan Spizikes are some of the dopest kicks Jordan came out with.  Retail for $175, I think its worth it.  But these aren't your everyday shoe, you sport these once a week on casual Fridays but only for the first 3 weeks.  Then you gotta mix them up moving forward, only wearing them once a month.  Keep them fresh, clean and KRISPY.